I am your typical Jedi Master Halo Ninja Dad. I work to defeat the dark side while you sleep. Whether it be the Covenent or the Empire, you are safe because of me.

My family is quite amazing as well. I have four Jedi Halo Padowans. My wife is keenly disguised as a stay-at-home-mom, but like Elastigirl, is a superhero in disguise.

We live in Southwest Washington and our super-human ninja forces keep our city safe from the evils of Oregon.

In my spare time, I draw and train my students in the art of ninja and Halo.